Ellen von Unwerth
Yeah. That’s my sister.
A funny story about how having a sister like Lysa is the best brother a guy could ask for (and we have another brother that says the same thing)… All of the pretty little things that suit me get served like the softballs she used to underhand toss to me when teaching me how to swing a bat. This is a great analogy. Lysa taught me how to hit a baseball because she played softball. Sure it is very literal, but it works on other levels too.
Dudes are always like, your sister is always naked and why doesn’t it bother you? Shit, our father didn’t really believe in clothes on the weekends so naked ain’t a thing for the Cooper clan. Plus, if you really think that you can get at her, I invite you to try…
Softball. Baseball. I never got really good at baseball, but I’m glad that my sister had the patience for me.
I’m a single man so every now and then I’ll walk into a party or gathering of some kind and the best wing-woman ever will introduce me to another gorgeous woman that is destined to be rich and famous.
It ain’t a bad deal. Real talk. Even when I whiff, another one is coming.
That’s all I can say.
Uh, no… He’s a Nupe. LMAO @ white people sometimes. Believe it or not there exists a whole culture and society that you have no clue about… And it developed right in front of your non-seeing eyes.
49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick in attendance on #WarriorsGround today. And holding up the 3-point salute no less.
You knew this day was coming if you knew me well, or at all.
Where should I go? How should I do this?
ONEQ/ pinup model:Nourah